Behold Fartacus - Unisex Tank Top millbrae a ringed planet

a ringed planet

COLORADO" on the left and "EST 1898" on the right

a tall sign mast

Inspired by The Wedding Singer

Aliens reading self-help books are just trying to manifest ontological legitimacy one chapter at a time

Behold Fartacus - Unisex Tank Top millbrae a ringed planetGladiators who announce their flatulence with a raised sword and a dramatic point deserve a Latin name for it. Heroic crouching only adds velocity and gravitas. The Details: Distressed white angular Greek style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top. A cartoon illustration of a helmeted gladiator in a heroic crouching stance depicts red cape, red boots, gray armor, and brown leg guards, sword raised in one hand while pointing forward with the other.