Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Circular portrait of Scott Howard

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

semi-contoured silhouette

Soft and breathable

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Circular portrait of Scott HowardJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading