Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Women's T-Shirt aspen Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earned

Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earned its own comic book sound effect

The turkey rests on a platter surrounded by green sprigs and small red berries

Arched distressed white text reads "SHAMROCKS" above a cartoon four-leaf clover character wearing an orange cap

Red and black checkered banner elements frame white text reading "SCHOOL OF" in a smaller condensed font

Red text reads "CLASS F" and "BASEBALL" beside a small North Dakota state outline with an arrow pointing to "FARGO

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Women's T-Shirt aspen Snapping poultry cartilage somehow earnedMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET