Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers Large golden-yellow block letters read

Large golden-yellow block letters read "FISH EATERS" across the center

Inspired by the one and only "Sean Connery" of Celebrity Jeopardy and a tribute to the late great

nobody wanted one

" Two pink telephone handsets with curly cords flank a small pink retro television icon at the bottom

Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose

Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers Large golden-yellow block letters readFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"