Cynical Affirmations angst this shirt is perfect for

this shirt is perfect for making a sarcastic statement without saying a word

Don't waste another second with guys or girls who can't string a correct subject and predicate together

It also makes a perfect gift for a horse lover with a flair for gothic fashion

skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering

you need this cute feminist shirt

Cynical Affirmations angst this shirt is perfect forCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt