Camel Towing - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed white serif text stacked

Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface

Curved black text along the bottom reads "FOR SKATING PLEASURE

Santa pointing at you with both fingers like he's identifying a suspect in a lineup really sets the tone

Rolling joints hits different when the only thing you're twisting is a skeleton foot that clearly owes its podiatrist money

The trick is to undercook the onions

Camel Towing - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed white serif text stackedCamel Towing committed to the bit so hard it got a vintage logo, a founding date, and a tagline that HR would flag in under three seconds. Every single element is load bearing innuendo dressed up as wholesome roadside assistance. The Details: White cursive script reads "Camel Towing" above a vintage hand drawn yellow tow truck illustration with a boom, chain, and hook. Mint green and yellow horizontal stripes run beneath the truck, above mint green