Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Red text reads "CLASS F"

Red text reads "CLASS F" and "BASEBALL" beside a small North Dakota state outline with an arrow pointing to "FARGO

including "I'm Gonna Go Get The Papers

100% grassfed

flanked by green holly leaves

zero attended practices

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Red text reads "CLASS F"Running for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon