It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_90s Bold condensed distressed white lettering

Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element

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White text reads "1750 GENEVA AVENUE • SAN FRANCISCO" with black cursive reading "Open 24 Hours" beneath

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_90s Bold condensed distressed white letteringRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &