It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L and horizontal red stripes

and horizontal red stripes

The tongue out and eye contact just confirms they know exactly what they're doing and they need you to know they don't care

The golden record provides a way to communicate the story of Earth to extraterrestrials

Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot

A mid-century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L and horizontal red stripesBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling