I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt nothing Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the

Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

Lamar's pirouette-to-javelin technique is the only event where artistic interpretation outscores raw distance

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Bottom text reads "WESTVIEW SKATELAND

black text reads "ESTABLISHED" above distressed red serif numerals "1897

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt nothing Moonlight Rollerway calling itself theCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed