Americans Not American'ts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt west hollywood Navy hand-lettered cursive text reads

Navy hand-lettered cursive text reads "Newporter inn" above a mid-century illustration of a figure steering a sailboat with olive sails on navy waves

still being the joke

Golden Old English blackletter text reads "Los Locos" below

yellow vest

Bender's structural assessment of Shermer High is less about the building and more about everything else falling apart in that library

Americans Not American'ts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt west hollywood Navy hand-lettered cursive text readsSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split