Ernie's - San Francisco, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex Sweatshirt 00s Distressed white text at the

Distressed white text at the bottom reads "The Jet Stole Home" in quotation marks

" A horizontal band of white Polynesian geometric patterns separates the tagline from "CORNER OF KALAKAUA + KAPIOLANI" and "WAIKIKI

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

Printing a grocery list and letting an Irish accent do all the criminal work is the most elegant public profanity ever devised

It closed and was torn down in 1984 to make way for a parking garage

Ernie's - San Francisco, CA - Vintage Restaurant - Unisex Sweatshirt 00s Distressed white text at theErnie's opened in the 1930s on Montgomery Street in San Francisco and served as one of the city's premier fine dining destinations for over six decades. Its old world elegance attracted local power brokers and Hollywood film crews alike. Few restaurants endure long enough to define a city's dining identity, but Ernie's did until closing in 1995. Part of our Vintage Restaurant collection, celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear. The