Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the

Moonlight Rollerway calling itself the most beautiful skating rink in the United States is the kind of unverifiable flex that only works when your floor wax predates the interstate highway system

with bold distressed yellow block letters reading "BOWL" beneath

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

" A cartoon tiger mascot in orange and brown stripes

with white text reading "K·12" and "MOUNTAIN" beneath

Fukitol - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Moonlight Rollerway calling itself theFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"