Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank canoga park Tail o' the Cock held

Tail o' the Cock held court on La Cienega Boulevard in Los Angeles from the 1940s through the early 1980s

At least the commute is honest about where it's headed

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Few places embodied that era like this legendary desert watering hole

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Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank canoga park Tail o' the Cock heldTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads