American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt Size:M flanked by two white stars

flanked by two white stars

White italic text at various angles around the globe reads "Computers

and exaggerated proportions in a distressed texture

Distressed blue sans-serif text below reads "167TH and COLUMBIA" and "HAMMOND

minus the part about underground opium labs and a prosthetic claw collection

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt Size:M flanked by two white starsPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."