Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Adding "-o" to English words

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

clean white sans-serif text reads "I Like" and "Piña Coladas" stacked on two lines

"Do it yourself" is generous when the car handles its own bodywork

named for the orchards that once blanketed the Santa Clara Valley

with brown fur

Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Adding "-o" to English wordsReservations at Chez Quis require either a name on the list or the sheer audacity to impersonate Chicago's most powerful meat mogul. Nobody questions royalty when the crown fits. Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Details: Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown, white gloves, and black shoes, striding with one finger raised in a mid century advertising