I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedy

Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedy requires the same pre-game energy as the Catalina Wine Mixer

Lincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987

Organized baseball arrived in a city still decades away from the big leagues

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Beeks founding a security company is the most on-brand fail-upward move since the Dukes bet a dollar on ruining a man's life

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Twenty minutes of pay-per-view comedyChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,