I Pee in Pools - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered in a mid-century cartoon

rendered in a mid-century cartoon mascot style

Arched white distressed text reads "PORTLAND

Red cursive text reads "Willow Lounge" on either side

Cluelessness that profound deserves its own vintage jersey font

Dinner at Wang Chi's favorite spot comes with great wonton soup and a front-row seat to an ancient sorcerer's kidnapping operation

I Pee in Pools - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered in a mid-century cartoonPeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a