Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Cool Runnings

Inspired by Cool Runnings

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or just appreciating vintage TV nostalgia

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

Bernie's sunglasses are doing more acting than most living people manage on vacation

Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Cool RunningsThis funny parody design is a total nightmare in the best way. Krueger Mattress Company promises sweet dreams youll never wake up from, proudly offering "For a Killer Night's Sleep" as its not so comforting slogan. Its the perfect fake business for fans of horror classics, sleep deprived adults, and anyone who finds Freddy just a little too relatable on Monday mornings. Great for Halloween season or just letting people know your sleep schedule is