Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S " A horizontal blue line

" A horizontal blue line separates white text reading "ATRAVIS SECTOR" and "OUTER RIM TERRITORIES

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

with a multicolored cloud accent to its left

flanked by two muted sage-green pine trees

Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S " A horizontal blue linePenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.