You Axolotl Questions - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold distressed white block text

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

holding a golden saxophone with its feet

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Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirl is the kind of bulletproof logic only a pack of twelve-year-olds could unanimously endorse

You Axolotl Questions - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold distressed white block textAxolotls regenerate entire limbs but still can't handle a simple interrogation without making it a whole pun. Apparently growing back a spine is easier than answering a direct question. The Details: Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach pink with pink feathery gills, dot eyes, a small smile, and white bubbles floating nearby. Teal green aquatic plants and seaweed flank the character on both sides.