Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina Large distressed white serif letters

Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

Bowling alleys like this one held suburban communities together long before anyone needed an app

Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "ALL GOOD" across the top

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt covina Large distressed white serif lettersAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each