Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 Committing to a varsity font

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

gripping an M134 minigun

" with a small orange-red star below

" A small white Predator skull icon sits centered at the bottom

Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 Committing to a varsity fontEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads