Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex Tank Top texas A gray illustrated ladle tilts

A gray illustrated ladle tilts downward with brown gravy dripping from its bowl

wearing sneakers and swinging a baseball bat in a batting stance

white text reads "ESTABLISHED 1910" and green text reads "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

Arched distressed blue text reads "SANDPIPERS" above a sandpiper bird silhouette perched on a horizontal bat

" Scattered blue and red-coral stars in varying sizes surround the text

Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex Tank Top texas A gray illustrated ladle tiltsStuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth.