Alcohol First Then Relatives Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White comfiest shirt you’ll own

comfiest shirt you’ll own

Beloved by mamas who keep it real—and keep the prayers coming

do you spend half the morning tugging and twisting your tee so you don’t look like a crumpled holiday cookie

" this funny shirt lets you flaunt your sense of humor even when life is a little (or a lot) much

This funny shirt for women is the little nudge of sarcasm your wardrobe has been missing

Alcohol First Then Relatives Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White comfiest shirt you’ll ownAlcohol first, then relatives. The sequencing is critical, the order is non negotiable, and the holiday survival strategy has been refined over many years of field research. This alcohol first mug posts the pre game plan as a public service. The relatives are incoming. The preparation is in progress. Who this is for: The woman whose family gatherings require a very specific warm up routine The holiday gift that earns the biggest laugh from the right