You Can't Trust Atoms - Women's T-Shirt merced A small white lightning bolt

A small white lightning bolt icon sits beneath the text

arms spread wide

posterized photograph depicts Gordie

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

" A small red ribbon banner sits centered below

You Can't Trust Atoms - Women's T-Shirt merced A small white lightning boltAtoms committed the largest fraud in history and still have the nerve to smile about it like a 1950s civil defense mascot. Admitting it on a pun doesn't count as a plea deal. The Details: Arched navy blue uppercase text reads "YOU CAN'T TRUST ATOMS" above a vintage cartoon atom character with large eyes, a sly smile, small cheek marks, and overlapping orbital rings dotted with electrons. Navy blue uppercase text below reads "THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING."