Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M A distressed white hand-sketched illustration

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

Circular badge split into a red upper half and blue lower half

Leaving a one-star review for an entire year is the most honest use of the Amazon rating system to date

" A cartoon portrait of Biff Tannen sits within a golden sunburst

Curved distressed white text along the bottom rocker reads "REBELS

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M A distressed white hand-sketched illustrationMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block