I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Bold dark green serif text

Bold dark green serif text below reads "WHO CUT ONE

Distressed blue sans-serif text below reads "167TH and COLUMBIA" and "HAMMOND

Arched salmon-pink distressed serif text reads "GRAPEFRUITERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic grapefruit character rendered in golden-yellow

Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top

Curved ice-blue serif text reads "MESA JEWELS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic diamond mascot with a mustache

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Bold dark green serif textCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved