Skateland - Aurora, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Turns out the deadliest junkyard

Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

" Large decorative serif text below reads "Ice Sculptures" followed by italic serif text reading "By Phil Connors

and now he's pulling Helltrack aerials on Red's kid's ride like Cru Jones with a felony record

golden-yellow text reads "2520 HYLAN BOULEVARD" and "New Dorp

Skateland - Aurora, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Turns out the deadliest junkyardSkateland in Aurora, Illinois brought pure joy to thousands of kids and then quietly became a carpet warehouse. Pump cheese nachos and eleven spins of Funkytown per night, and nobody alive can prove it wasn't perfect. The Details: Red hand lettered text with yellow outlines and a 3D shadow effect reads "SKATELAND" at the top of an inverted triangle with a jagged yellow border enclosing a blue center. Yellow block text reads "ROLLER RINK" above two