I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White being a “plant mom” totally

being a “plant mom” totally comes with bragging rights (and a little well-earned sass)

and the candidate pool has been narrowed considerably

Picture it: slipping into this tee before a girls’ night

Stay selective

this tee is up for it

I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White being a “plant mom” totallyI twisted my ankle playing vodka last night. The sport was unscheduled. The injury was real. The story is being told slightly differently at work. This I twisted my ankle mug documents the actual cause with plausible deniability baked in. The vodka was involved. The ankle paid the price. The mug holds the honest version. Who this is for: The woman whose weekend injuries require creative explanation on Monday The gag gift for the friend whose ankle has