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Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

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Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

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