Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL The legacy of the Akron

The legacy of the Akron East Ends is intertwined with the early development of professional football in Ohio

Chet Ripley's hot dog ingredient list is the kind of transparency no corporation would ever willingly adopt

both arms raised straight above his head in a touchdown signal

We're going to go die of dysentery

That lip-sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL The legacy of the AkronTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft