Costanza Institute of Marine Biology - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS The fruit snack mascot knows

The fruit snack mascot knows something your therapist charges two hundred dollars an hour to tell you

Distressed white arched text reads "LIGHTEN UP" above a cartoon portrait of Sergeant Hulka

The fact that still sounds more appealing than Monday morning means the bear isn't even the problem

Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top

Smaller clean white sans-serif text below reads "Destroying relationships and family dinners since 1776

Costanza Institute of Marine Biology - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS The fruit snack mascot knowsA true master of deception, George Costanza took his biggest lie to the next levelright into the ocean. This Costanza Institute of Marine Biology design is a fan art tribute to Seinfelds legendary episode where George, posing as a marine biologist, heroically retrieves a Titleist golf ball from a whales blowhole. A perfect retro throwback for fans of classic 90s television, sitcom nostalgia, and anyone who knows that sometimes, a well placed golf shot