Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Pentagon briefings have less tactical

Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference

Honesty in leadership turns out to be mostly admitting the boat was never seaworthy

Large decorative text reads "Jack Dempsey's" with blue drop-cap initials and red script

Half the stadium thinks it's real merch

flanked by golden lightning bolts

Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Pentagon briefings have less tacticalLincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright. Eighty seven beers ago, that math checked out. The Details: Large white Gothic blackletter text reads "Four Score," centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra soft Airlume Cotton Poly blend.