Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_bowlingalley and fishhooks

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Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

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Brush-style white text reads "I TEABAGGED YOUR" above a detailed etched-style illustration of a full drum kit rendered in cyan

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_bowlingalley and fishhooksGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a