Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black IN THIS LIFE OR THE

IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Letterforms show a weathered texture with visible wear throughout the flowing connected strokes

Falling for a mannequin is cute

Roll 'n Bowl stood at 144 East Main Street in Circleville

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black IN THIS LIFE OR THERickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: