Deez Nuts Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt fairmont George Washington got to be

George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea

a purple open-collar scarf

so slapping "AND ALSO DRUGS" underneath is just the honesty the REI tote bag was too cowardly to finish

blending mid-century tiki culture with small-town league nights

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Deez Nuts Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt fairmont George Washington got to beNutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved. Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography. The Details: A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim, a tall orange and red hat, white side hair, and a brown mustache stands at the top. White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection. Below, matching white text reads "Nuts" with a