Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Distressed white slab-serif text reads

Distressed white slab-serif text reads "REMEMBER

with "AND GET OUT" and "OF HERE" in smaller distressed white lettering below

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Felicia never stood a chance

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Distressed white slab-serif text readsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading