FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER SHADES (OG'S) Color:Friendly Neighborhood Spider Shades Athletic fit designed to rise

Athletic fit designed to rise close to your body and skim the hip and thigh —perfect for active movement with a fit that’s not too tight

HIGH-DENSITY FOAM

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

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Lightweight and grip-free

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