Best Guitar Player in The World Textual - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating"

Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend

and now he's pulling Helltrack aerials on Red's kid's ride like Cru Jones with a felony record

Eddie's Roller Palace closed in 1981 and never existed

TO GET SOME PUSSY

and caaa-chiiing

Best Guitar Player in The World Textual - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating"Grabbing the mic at your brother's wedding to prove Pop wrong about your guitar skills is cheaper than therapy and twice as satisfying. Self taught excellence needs no lessons, just an open bar. Inspired by The Wedding Singer. The Details: Bold white hand lettered text reads "Best Guitar Player In The World!" with a white sign of the horns hand icon beside it. A white outline illustration of a Stratocaster style electric guitar sits below distressed