If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt defunct Bold white distressed text below

Bold white distressed text below reads "HORNY

Baseball in Seattle during that era was rawer

and at this point nobody ever will

" beside a black-and-white line art portrait of Morrie Kessler and a white star

all with heavy distressed texture throughout

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt defunct Bold white distressed text belowRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered