My Other Ride is Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt brooklyn " Bold navy text below

" Bold navy text below reads "ROBERTS BROS

Arched distressed red serif text reads "HARTFORD" above split numerals "18" and "78" flanking an ornate Victorian monogram of intertwined letters "H" and "S" with decorative scrollwork

" with cursive script reading "Shawshank State Prison" underneath

but try that energy at a holiday party and security walks you out

holds a tequila bottle in one raised hand

My Other Ride is Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt brooklyn " Bold navy text belowSanta's sleigh is only his second favorite thing to ride, and he's not even subtle about announcing the first. Naughty list management has always been more of a personal hobby than a professional obligation. The Details: Arched white groovy lowercase text reads "my other ride is your mom" in a rounded retro typeface. Below, a detailed white vintage engraving style illustration depicts Santa Claus seated in his sleigh, waving with one hand raised. Fit