I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Women's T-Shirt 4th Wing's entire sales pitch was

Wing's entire sales pitch was just saying no repeatedly until a guy who couldn't follow three simple rules bought the most dangerous pet in Chinatown

A black bowling ball with white highlight sits beside a white bowling pin with a red neck stripe

making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history

Distressed red text reads "PEDRO CERRANO'S" above two crossed baseball bats with red furry coverings on the barrels

Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SUMBITCH" in bold capital letters

I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Women's T-Shirt 4th Wing's entire sales pitch wasMac and cheese in a Pyrex dish is the only reason anyone has ever voluntarily sat through a three hour family gathering. The sentence doesn't even need to finish because the casserole already said everything worth saying. The Details: Curved golden yellow bold text reads "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE" in rounded uppercase lettering with a weathered screen print texture. Below, a hand drawn illustration of a light blue casserole dish overflowing with golden