Dark Helmet - Unisex Sweatshirt bigfoot Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top

Naming a roller rink "The Coliseum" and putting columns on it is the most aggressively Midwestern act of ambition ever committed to architecture

with "NOODLE BAR" in teal below

Market Street was the city's commercial spine

Small golden-yellow stars and four-point sparkle shapes are scattered around and between the letters

Dark Helmet - Unisex Sweatshirt bigfoot Arched distressed white block textDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white