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" A vintage hand-drawn illustration in golden-brown and dark brown ink depicts an A-frame building surrounded by palm trees and tropical vegetation in a retro matchbook style

Large white decorative open quotation marks sit above bold white serif text reading "NO WAY" with a closing quotation mark

OR GET BUSY DYING" in a weathered

Dark block text below reads "SAN JOSE

with distressed texture throughout

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