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Arched distressed white block text reads "HOMERUN" in a weathered grunge texture

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Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top

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Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Long Sleeve T-Shirt glendale BirminghamMastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence, except the only thing getting destroyed is every camera within a fifty foot radius. Somehow Le Tigre looks exactly the same and nobody cares. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector art style shows dark spiky hair, muted skin tones, and bold black outlines. Light blue metallic text reading "BLUE STEEL" sits below