American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Employee of the month at

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

" White text below reads "MAN I LOVE FIREWORKS

parked cars

with large red block serif text below reading "PACKERS

" followed by horizontal stripes in green

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Employee of the month atPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."