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The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

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Sanderson Bed & Breakfast ESTD 1693 - Unisex Sweatshirt bisbee White geometric outlines of aBooking a bed and breakfast run by three witches who eat children suggests the Yelp reviews are either nonexistent or written under duress. Continental breakfast is just whatever they found in your pockets after you stopped breathing. The Details: Arched orange text spells out "SANDERSON" in a serif font. A tan and black illustration of a rustic house with a water wheel sits in the center, flanked vertically by the text "ESTD" on the left and "1693"