Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Bold purple and orange type

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

with large numeral "2" marks in each corner

from the mid-century bowling boom that swept Chicago's western suburbs

White text reads "ESTD" and "1985" flanking a minimalist white line drawing of a charging bull in abstract curved strokes

Golden-yellow circular double-bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom

Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Bold purple and orange typeOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold