Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed purple serif text

Arched distressed purple serif text reads "Mount Vernon" above large purple script lettering reading "Kings

with "CLASS 'D'" in small white text to its right

Matching argyle sweater vests are the Geneva Convention of forced family bonding

A weathered white vintage illustration below depicts Santa Claus pointing directly at the viewer

a cartoon orange goldfish wearing a white baseball cap is flanked by smaller white text reading "MONTPELIER

Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed purple serif textAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."